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“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

I’m the dad. “I COULD’VE TOUCHED HIM”

I can’t imagine the 911 operator’s reaction.

The guy is so extatic about the confrontation as one should be and the women are just panicking 🤣🤣🤣 Prime example why ppl should honestly spend more time watching nature documents than The Kardashians or actually go outside into the nature.

Oh my god. People have nothing, no connection with nature anymore. The women’s reactions made me cringe. I am fully on board (hee) with @finney13s and maybe even would add that people should spend more time in nature to learn to understand and respect it instead of being completely estranged from the very thing we live in.

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Daylight Ring Mod by TheMoonlightEffect (Sims 4)

Game version created with: 1.46.18.1020

What does this mod do?
This mod adds a ring box in the form of a coffin to the game that when activated and worn makes your vampire sim protected from the harmful effects of the sunlight. It also adds the option to remove the ring causing the protected effect to stop. Additionally, you are able to pick up the ring box and carry it in your sims inventory without actually equipping it to the sim, as well as to put the box back into the world and leave it there for aesthetic purposes.

How does it work?
Simply buy the Coffin jewelry box, under Decorations-Misc. and place it on your lot. Once placed, click the ring box with the desired Sim and choose the interaction to “Put on Daylight Ring.”
While the ring is on, your Sim will also have the Daywalker’s Delight buff which will be hidden. Your Sim will not only be protected from the sunlight, but the ring also transforms sunlight into vampire energy. The ring box will remain in your Sim’s inventory until it is removed with the interaction “Take off Daylight Ring,” which will remove both of the buffs listed above. The Sim will then place the ring box down near them.

Important Information
   When your Sim drinks the Sunlight Reversal Cocktail, the Daywalker’s Delight buff will be hidden. Don’t be alarmed! It still works perfectly fine and was intended to be that way.
   Your Sim will be Energized most of the time that the ring is equipped. This is because the Daywalker’s Delight buff adds +3 Energized and the Protected buff adds +1 Energized.
   This mod does not work on vampire Sims who died by sunlight, and it is not supposed to.
Bugs
-The Coffin jewelry box glitches slightly when a Sim picks it up or puts it down. Part of the box becomes slightly transparent during these interactions.
Requirements
The Vampires game pack is required for this mod.

http://www.modthesims.info/d/618744

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You know what? Since heterosexual people are called straight, I’m starting a petition for homosexuals to be called curved. All bi folks can be flamberge.

Straight.

Curved.

Flamberge.

I admit I’m not familiar with all the orientations, but feel free to educate me and I’ll try to find something that fits. Be a weapon. Fuck the system.

Pansexual people don’t discriminate, as far as I know. So basically they’re all over the place. The first thing that popped into my mind was the urumi, which is a cool ass fucking sword whip and I love it to little pieces.

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I didn’t even have to think about asexuals. I’ve been using swords for sexual folks, and asexuals aren’t always into that. They can be, but aren’t always. So, I picked something that hacks and cuts and slices but ain’t a sword. Ace people, you are now axes.

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Demiromantic people only fall for people whom they know intimately (I mean really well, you degenerates). So, I picked this thing because it takes a fuckton of practice to get good. Demis, take a bow.

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Transgender means you are born one thing but identify as another. Well. Sounds like a confusing time, tbh. That reminds me of the pata, which is a gauntlet and sword all rolled into one.

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Cisgender means that you’re born one thing and stick to it. This is a bamboo stick. You cut a piece of bamboo and then hit things with it. You get what you see, really. We even have a sport/martial art based on the activity.

Okay so genderfluid means your gender ain’t fixed and can be anything at any time. That… sounds even more all over the place than pansexuality but hey who cares. You people get the lantern shield (why the Italians made this idk), as it is JUST as all-over-the-place.

Intergender means someone whose gender lies between male and female. You get the sidesword, which was a transitional weapon between the regular arming sword and the rapier. Note the development of a complex hilt, which gets cranked up to eleven in rapiers.

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Androgyny refers to peeps who are simultaneously masculine and feminine, as far as I can tell. Folks, this is a matchlock rifle combined with an axe. Because it’s badass. So are you.

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This thing has 100 notes. Why does it have 100 notes. This has no business getting 100 notes. 

Dude, I made this silly little thing to help me remember all the different kindsa stuff. I keep forgetting them but the swords help.

Well, I hope this helps y’all choose your D&D weapon, if nothing else.