v1als:

edgyfedoralord:

v1als:

just wanna let yall know that it really is all about sin and decadence baby… yall only live once… get drunk, follow your passions, do stuff just for the aesthetic. who cares if it’s Extra or pretentious like yeah you live that!! you do it!! you feel good and you look cool, own it!! deadass every second of my life is about decadence and passion and learning and aesthetic… fuckin own it!! u only have a limited time on this earth and u should spend it lookin and feelin great!!

So your grand, wise, sage philosophy breaks down to ‘YOLO!!1!”. How reprehensibly insipid.

It’s true, we only live once, so how about you spend what little time you have doing something actually meaningful and challenging rather than merely lazily indulging in your selfish hedonism.

Also, what are you going to “learn” from getting drunk and wearing cool clothes? You just artificially tacked “learning” on the list in a pathetic attempt to appear less moronic. If you’re gonna be dumb at least own it, phony. 

*sigh*

I’m so alone in this shallow, empty world.

i’m sorry i don’t know what this says i never went to school bc i was too busy looking great and snorting cocaine off of marble busts of homer so i can’t read

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

headcanon: thor hears peter say how taking a nap after school is his kink, and thinks that kink is used to describe something you like in general. the next morning at breakfast hes eating pancakes and he shouts “i have just realized that maple syrup is my kink!” and steve chokes on his pancake laughing,, tony covers baby morgan’s ears n goes “jesus fucking Christ thor not in front of my fucking kid”

bruce: what do you want for dinner?

thor: any kink of yours is a kink of mine as well!!

bruce, this close to an embarrassement shutdown: whAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY QUESTION

nutbie:

Yknow tattletail’s a pretty good game for furby lovers and haters.

I mean there’s no denying tatttletails furby roots.

See mama the main antagonist is a great set up for people scared of furbies, whereas tattletail’s is great for those who love them, after all tattletail’s and his friends save you at the end, they’re the ones who do the ceremony, they’re the ones that got rid of mama (sure you helped a bit but I mean they had to do the ceremony)

Mama shows people who love furbies a viewpoint from someone who’s scared, and haters of furbies whilst maybe finding tattletail’s constant talking a bit annoying do probably find it somewhat comforting to have someone with them.

Running from mama with tattletail is probably a lot like everyday life for someone who needs their furby for mental health reasons.

Sure the basement is dark and scary but you still have friends to help you through it

So Much Bigger Than I Thought!

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

leanmeantrashmachine:

pr1nceshawn:

How Many Earths Would Fit Inside The Sun

If The Moon Was Replaced By Saturn

Prop Used For Close-Ups In The LOTR Movies

United States Compared To The Moon

Traffic Light

Road Signs

Michaelangelo’s David

Great Pyramid Of Giza Compared To A Human

Size Comparison: Titanic Vs. Modern Cruise Ship

Humpback Whale And Diver

Salt Water Crocodile

Giant African Land Snail

A Full Grown Wombat

Leatherback Sea Turtle

Eagle Talon Vs. Human Hand

Gorilla’s Hand

Saturn suddenly replacing the moon seems cool in theory but the mere idea of seeing something that big and close makes me so uncomfortable???

Those crocodile and turtle pictures have got to be forced perspective

Now I want a giant snail as a pet

scarletswalking:

refinery29:

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.

bitter-badfem-harpy:

candied-corpse:

taxloopholes:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

fun history fact: a common argument against women voting was ads with cats dressed up as suffrage activists next to signs reading “i demand a vote” etc, basically saying that if women can vote, who’s next, cats? 

wasn’t kidding

i think cats should vote

All they did was make suffragettes cute

I can’t believe this was supposed to be negative I would literally die for these suffragettes.

These are good kitties