When the bard uses intimidate

geeky-jez:

lekosis:

mistergrim13:

gamedude113:

jeza-red:

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

When the enemy is a better bard than you

@nerdybuddha

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

i’ve heard a total of maybe 1.5 gorillaz songs in my life but the shit with murdoc is the funniest thing i’ve ever witnessed 

like, as i understand it: cartoon band is made of four people- nice blue hair guy with the big eyes, big guy who may be haunted???, the Most Adorable Girl and a pile of trash who kinda looks like the beatles. beatle trash dude somehow gets replaced with a minor villain from the powerpuff girls and everyone likes him better

whihumph:

h0neycat:

jumpingjacktrash:

humans-of-pdx:

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ 
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

She’s back!

katy-l-wood:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

thespectacularspider-girl:

bookthrower:

thespectacularspider-girl:

zenaxaria:

lost-and-found-box:

There’s a small island in Japan called Okunoshima with thousands of adorable rabbits! All photos from the (more informative) Telegraph gallery.

are you fucking kidding me

I also beleive these bunnies have long since had their prey fear driven out of them by generations of being coddled by humans (which is why they seem so friendly).

So if I have this right, Japan has an island full of rabbits, an island full of cats, and an island full of deer.

What else does Japan have an island full of?

Japanese people.

albel-is-mine:

stfuconservatives:

quipquipquip:

thedailyfootnote:

babbybunnybutts:

nerdygirlie:

ironicjetpack:

bensears:

seinemajestat:

An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.

Anti gun.

Batman.

Gun.

Bat.

Man.

reblogging this to my art blog because.

Wha-

People don’t know about the Batman.

but…

batman….

doesn’t… 

use….

guns…….

……

??????????? do people really not know this

Okay.  

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Yes, because Bruce definitely does not have his own anti-gun agenda. CLEARLY.

For anyone who watched “Batman: The Brave and the Bold,” the Batmite finale had a whole thing on this – Batman NEVER EVER uses a gun. Nobody tell his right-wing fans about that…

The whole thing about him and guns stems from his parents’ murder. like jesus fuckin christ people. 

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS BECAUSE GUNS ARE WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BECOME THE BATMAN IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE