recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

awkwardmermaidhair:

kimpossibooty:

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

momo-de-avis:

I… literally just witnessed a group of teenagers, and I am not exaggerating, rescuing a young girl from her mother. I couldn’t understand what was happening and I heard a group of boys calling for a girl, and then a woman yelling for her. Suddenly, an older woman yelled for her and one of the boys turned back and screamed ‘you are not beating your daughter’. They’re standing on the streets now and the teenage boy is going off on the woman saying ‘you think beating your daughter is education? You think you’re entitled because you’re her mother? I’ll call the cops on you if you lay a finger on her’ meanwhile the girl is crying, saying ‘I don’t want to go with her’ and a group of teenage boys is just… protecting her.

God bless them. God, I hope they have a great life.

momo-de-avis:

Não estou a brincar que fiquei mesmo emocionada. Eu não estava a perceber o que se estava a passar (moro num primeiro andar e vi-os a sussurrar e ao telemóvel todos juntos mas tipo, são adolescentes e hoje é sexta-feira, caga lá nisso) mas depois comecei a ouvir as conversas por aí.

Eu sei que às tantas ouvi uma mulher (não percebi se era a mãe da pequena ou outra que veio à janela) a dizer “mãe é mãe” vezes e vezes sem conta e ele responde qualquer coisa como “mãe bate na filha? pois eu acho que não”.

Tava-me a fazer tanta, tanta impressão ouvir a pequena (pela voz devia ser novinha, eu não a consegui ver) a chorar e a dizer “eu não quero, eu não quero” mas sempre que aquele rapaz se impunha dava assim um calorzinho no coração. “Mãe não bate”, “olhe como a fez chorar”, “mãe não é mãe se bate na filha”

Foda-se espero mesmo que tenham uma excelente vida. São estas pequenas (aliás, bem grandes, nada pequenas) coisas que me dão tanta esperança

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

vzmp:

Oh this is the most cursed fucking take

literally in 2004 when i was out there writing ed/roy fanfics and someone commented that i should probably not be writing erotically charged stories about an 11 year old and an adult and a handful of other people piled on them saying i could do whatever i want and ship whatever i want. all of them complete strangers to me. the commenter could have been 11 like me or 48. the other people saying it was fine could have been anywhere from 9 to 99, but many of them claimed to be “adults with enough experience to know that fanfic is harmless blah blah blah” i didn’t know these people.

but i felt validated by their insistence that i, a child, could write whatever horribly written smut i pleased and it was fine!

then as a young teenager i was immediately taken advantage of by several older men until i was 17. until i learned how dangerous it was for me to be led around by ADULT MEN. because i thought it was fine. because i was expecting it to be like i imagined and wrote about and read about in fiction. because only one person ever picked up that i was definitely an idiot child and told me it probably wasn’t a healthy dynamic and they were almost immediately dogpiled on.

STOP TELLING CHILDREN THIS KIND OF CONTENT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO CONSUME WHEN IT CAN VERY EASILY GROOM AND HARM THEM.

Thanks this I wish people understood, while I do believe in being able to explore dark subject matter in writing there has to be some limits.

Im tired of the “let fans write what they want” as an excuse to let people justify pedo ships without any criticism. Stop demonizing people that criticize pedophilia.

We are not the evil antis who want censor everything, we want to make sure the fandom does not become a place that pedos can easly have acess to young kids and safely engage in sick fantasies.

clarisimart:

zoinomiko:

that-one-fandom-chick:

maniacalmole:

basilhalwrad:

the thought of aziraphale being in Crowley’s flat and seeing that fucking statue every single time he’s there. like hi crowley, oh there’s the statue of us fucking that you thought was subtle enough to be an intimidation tactic but is clearly just a product of your sexual frustration and 6000 years spent pining. lovely. shall we eat at the Ritz today?

What if it was a mutual purchase that they bought while drunk one time at an auction because they both thought it would be hilarious, and now a few hundred years later it’s still in Crowley’s flat because they have an unspoken competition over which of them will mention how awkward it is first

For anyone else who was initially confused like I was lol

BLESS YOU NEIL ❤

Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, indeed